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The Perfect Pickup Line

Friday, July 13th, 2007

Myspace a place for fiends

I was having a conversation with a good friend of mine the other day via IM. He recently became involved with a girl he met via myspace, a very attractive girl. Now, I’ve never even considered using myspace to meet girls. I’m too jaded from all of those fake friend requests I get from girls that try to get me to go to their nude pay-websites.

It’s easy for me to sort out the riff-raff because I’m a guy, and hot girls typically don’t have to go out looking for guys, the guys find them, so if a hot girl does try to friend me, chances are they just want me to pay to go to their website. Attractive girls, on the other hand, have their hands full with filtering out the shady guys.

Trying to set yourself apart from the crowd is not an easy thing to do. How do you make that cute girl respond to your message as she is deleting everybody else’s

What do you say to a girl you want to meet?

This is what my conversation was about with my friend. His response was simply to say, “Hey, what’s up?” that, however, seems to be way too easy, so I took it upon myself to figure out the ultimate pickup line for girls on social networking sites.

After much time, thought, deliberation, and research, the line I discovered is:
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I Love DC

Friday, June 8th, 2007

A cop on a segue in DC

I don’t have anything to say about this.

Your Face

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Your face is like a tire -
I put chains on it to drive in the snow,
But I live in Florida.

Your face is like a booger -
I picked it from my nose,
and I ate it.

Your face is like a candy bar –
I left it in the car,
And it melted all over my seats.

Oh how I love your face.

Your face.

Sara, 6.1.07