Rapid Consumption of Alcohol Device

While on Liberty Square Rounds, Set II, Resident Advisor (hereinafter, RA)
Humbertson and RA Shah approached 2nd Floor, D Wing, RA Humbertson and RA
Shah could hear the sound of ping-pong balls bouncing accompanied by
laughing. RA Humbertson identified the location of the sounds coming from
LS, D205. RA Humbertson and RA Shah stopped and RA Humbertson Knocked. The sounds stopped from inside the apartment. Once an unidentified voice from
behind the door, identified to the rest of the occupants of the apartment,
that it was the, “RAs,” the noise stopped. A series of two door shuts could
be heard from out in the corridor. The door eventually opened, after
approximately two (2) minutes. Resident Adam Bartholomew opened the door
slightly. RA Humbertson identified at least four (4) females occupying the
left side (A/B side) of the common area, in addition to red cups. RA
Humbertson asked Park Resident Bartholomew to open the door fully. Resident
Barholomew complied. In the common area alone, RA Humbertson and RA Shah
identified at least ten (10) persons sitting. Additionally, at least thirty
(30) red plastic party cups were scattered throughout the common room area.
ON the right side of the common area was a wooden table set-up with cups in
a triangle pattern on both ends. At which point in time, RA Humbertson
radioed to Resident Life Staff as well as University Police to respond to
the incident. RA Shah noted the party advertisement posted on the outside
of the door to apartment D205. RA Shah requested/prepared residents to show
IDs for Resident Advisors and University Police. Resident Bartholomew was
the only one compliant. Resident Director (hereinafter, RD) Kelli Cummings,
University Police (hereinafter, UP) Ganley, and UP Radfar arrived on scene.
UP Ganley requested IDs, IDs were produced. RA Humbertson, accompanied by RD
Cummings approached the closed doors and knocked. Several occupants from the
room D205C exited. RA Humbertson then went to D205A and knocked on the
door. Liberty Square Resident (hereinafter L.S.) Resident David Jennings
answered the door. RA Humberston indicated to L.S. Resident Jennings that
RD Cummings would like to speak with L.S. Resident Jennings. Resident
Jennings complied and exited the bedroom. An additional male exited the
room D205A as well. All occupants of the room were underage. One guest,
Holly Scheffer, non-resident/non-GMU, was sixteen (16) years of age. Holly
Scheffer was a guest of DUCC Resident Erica Scheffer (eighteen (18) years of
age). At the conclusion of the incident, Holly Scheffer was escorted back
to the University Police Station and parents were contacted for Holly
Scheffer to be picked up. Alcohol identified consisted of 12 pack bottles
of, Miller Liter, Guinness and a 24 pack-cans of Natural Light. While UP
Officer Ganley was issuing citations for underage possession of alcohol, RA
Humbertson looked in the bathroom (Toilet/Shower Stall) of the C/D side of
D205. Standing inside the shower stall with the curtain closed was Resident
Kristopher Terrell. RA Humbertson informed UP Ganley, who then questioned
Resident Terrell as to why Park Resident Terrell was hiding. Resident
Terrell was unable to provide UP Ganley a reason; however, Resident Terrell
was visually intoxicated. RA Humbertson also noticed a Rapid Consumption of
Alcohol Device (beer-bong) pushed back underneath a table. RD Cummings was
called over. RD Cummings asked who the owner is of the R.C.A.D. “beer-bong”
(funnel attached to a 1/2″ clear-plastic tube). The R.C.A.D. still have
alcohol residue in the tube, in addition to the texture being sticky. L.S.
Resident Cody Grosz indicated that L.S. Resident Grosz was the owner of the
“beer-bong”. RD Cummings indicated to L.S. Resident Grosz that the
“beer-bong” would be confiscated. The beer-bong was bagged and transported
back to the Liberty Square desk for destruction. At the conclusion of the
incident, L.S. Resident Grosz and L.S. Resident Jennings were asked to empty
the rest of the containers of alcohol. Occupants were asked to disperse
after information was gathered. Occupants complied. The total persons in
attendance at the incident were eighteen (18). The incident concluded at
4:1am.
Other posts by Justin
June 3rd, 2007 at 9:29 pm
The R.C.A.D. still have alcohol residue in the tube, in addition to the texture being sticky.
Dude, if you took the time to type this, THANKS. Best post I’ve read in a while. This is a bit of history right here.
-Josh
June 4th, 2007 at 10:17 am
I took the time to type this out almost immediately after it was handed to me. I was drinking a ton that night, but I told them I hadn’t had anything at all to drink. The RD really liked me for some reason, so she believed me and I got off with going to some AA meeting or something. Other people had to write papers and such.
This is actually the same night that I hit 4 cups in a row in beer pong during redemption to force overtime, and then eventually the win.