Rapid Consumption of Alcohol Device

A beer bong and a beer helmet

While on Liberty Square Rounds, Set II, Resident Advisor (hereinafter, RA)

Humbertson and RA Shah approached 2nd Floor, D Wing, RA Humbertson and RA

Shah could hear the sound of ping-pong balls bouncing accompanied by

laughing. RA Humbertson identified the location of the sounds coming from

LS, D205. RA Humbertson and RA Shah stopped and RA Humbertson Knocked. The sounds stopped from inside the apartment. Once an unidentified voice from

behind the door, identified to the rest of the occupants of the apartment,

that it was the, “RAs,” the noise stopped. A series of two door shuts could

be heard from out in the corridor. The door eventually opened, after

approximately two (2) minutes. Resident Adam Bartholomew opened the door

slightly. RA Humbertson identified at least four (4) females occupying the

left side (A/B side) of the common area, in addition to red cups. RA

Humbertson asked Park Resident Bartholomew to open the door fully. Resident

Barholomew complied. In the common area alone, RA Humbertson and RA Shah

identified at least ten (10) persons sitting. Additionally, at least thirty

(30) red plastic party cups were scattered throughout the common room area.

ON the right side of the common area was a wooden table set-up with cups in

a triangle pattern on both ends. At which point in time, RA Humbertson

radioed to Resident Life Staff as well as University Police to respond to

the incident. RA Shah noted the party advertisement posted on the outside

of the door to apartment D205. RA Shah requested/prepared residents to show

IDs for Resident Advisors and University Police. Resident Bartholomew was

the only one compliant. Resident Director (hereinafter, RD) Kelli Cummings,

University Police (hereinafter, UP) Ganley, and UP Radfar arrived on scene.

UP Ganley requested IDs, IDs were produced. RA Humbertson, accompanied by RD

Cummings approached the closed doors and knocked. Several occupants from the

room D205C exited. RA Humbertson then went to D205A and knocked on the

door. Liberty Square Resident (hereinafter L.S.) Resident David Jennings

answered the door. RA Humberston indicated to L.S. Resident Jennings that

RD Cummings would like to speak with L.S. Resident Jennings. Resident

Jennings complied and exited the bedroom. An additional male exited the

room D205A as well. All occupants of the room were underage. One guest,

Holly Scheffer, non-resident/non-GMU, was sixteen (16) years of age. Holly

Scheffer was a guest of DUCC Resident Erica Scheffer (eighteen (18) years of

age). At the conclusion of the incident, Holly Scheffer was escorted back

to the University Police Station and parents were contacted for Holly

Scheffer to be picked up. Alcohol identified consisted of 12 pack bottles

of, Miller Liter, Guinness and a 24 pack-cans of Natural Light. While UP

Officer Ganley was issuing citations for underage possession of alcohol, RA

Humbertson looked in the bathroom (Toilet/Shower Stall) of the C/D side of

D205. Standing inside the shower stall with the curtain closed was Resident

Kristopher Terrell. RA Humbertson informed UP Ganley, who then questioned

Resident Terrell as to why Park Resident Terrell was hiding. Resident

Terrell was unable to provide UP Ganley a reason; however, Resident Terrell

was visually intoxicated. RA Humbertson also noticed a Rapid Consumption of

Alcohol Device (beer-bong) pushed back underneath a table. RD Cummings was

called over. RD Cummings asked who the owner is of the R.C.A.D. “beer-bong”

(funnel attached to a 1/2″ clear-plastic tube). The R.C.A.D. still have

alcohol residue in the tube, in addition to the texture being sticky. L.S.

Resident Cody Grosz indicated that L.S. Resident Grosz was the owner of the

“beer-bong”. RD Cummings indicated to L.S. Resident Grosz that the

“beer-bong” would be confiscated. The beer-bong was bagged and transported

back to the Liberty Square desk for destruction. At the conclusion of the

incident, L.S. Resident Grosz and L.S. Resident Jennings were asked to empty

the rest of the containers of alcohol. Occupants were asked to disperse

after information was gathered. Occupants complied. The total persons in

attendance at the incident were eighteen (18). The incident concluded at

4:1am.

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2 Responses to “Rapid Consumption of Alcohol Device”

  1. Josh Says:

    The R.C.A.D. still have alcohol residue in the tube, in addition to the texture being sticky.

    Dude, if you took the time to type this, THANKS. Best post I’ve read in a while. This is a bit of history right here.

    -Josh

  2. J Case Says:

    I took the time to type this out almost immediately after it was handed to me. I was drinking a ton that night, but I told them I hadn’t had anything at all to drink. The RD really liked me for some reason, so she believed me and I got off with going to some AA meeting or something. Other people had to write papers and such.

    This is actually the same night that I hit 4 cups in a row in beer pong during redemption to force overtime, and then eventually the win.

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