http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/ I drink, there I am. Fri, 10 Sep 2010 19:54:41 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-6216 Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:25:09 +0000 http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-6216 I would like to see a continuation of the topic I would like to see a continuation of the topic

]]> http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-1957 Mon, 13 Aug 2007 14:13:42 +0000 http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-1957 [...] This went on for quite some time until finally we nailed down a time and place to grab drinks. With all this buildup I couldn’t help but think to myself “this can’t be just drinks.” And knowing that probably my greatest shortcoming when it comes to the ladies is not being assertive enough, I took down some liquid confidence before I left for happy hour (which was within walking distance from me). I drank a couple of extremely potent rum and cokes, which goes against my rule of drinking alone, but I figured I would be drinking with somebody soon enough. [...] […] This went on for quite some time until finally we nailed down a time and place to grab drinks. With all this buildup I couldn’t help but think to myself “this can’t be just drinks.” And knowing that probably my greatest shortcoming when it comes to the ladies is not being assertive enough, I took down some liquid confidence before I left for happy hour (which was within walking distance from me). I drank a couple of extremely potent rum and cokes, which goes against my rule of drinking alone, but I figured I would be drinking with somebody soon enough. […]

]]> http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-861 Thu, 14 Jun 2007 14:07:46 +0000 http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-861 [...] Forced Unemployment Because I Get Crappy Krunked Every Day [...] […] Forced Unemployment Because I Get Crappy Krunked Every Day […]

]]> http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-524 Thu, 19 Apr 2007 19:07:15 +0000 http://thedrunkenblog.com/2007/03/13/forced-unemployment-because-i-get-crappy-krunked-every-day/#comment-524 [...] After an especially long and hard day at the office (that’s what she said!) I like to grab a drink, or ten.  Bars know that people like me can’t cope by normal means after a day of work; they know they have the magic solution to fix all of our problems.  That’s why places have happy hour specials.  Unlike going out for the night, there are so many options that working schmucks have.  Unlike at night, when you are just getting off of work, you are sober (enough) to drive anywhere you want.  If the happy hour deal sucks, you can just go home and drink by yourself.  Of course, that could be considered a sign of alcoholism, but we don’t like to talk about that.  Maybe if you miss happy hour you can cope by doing something more constructive, like kicking your dog.  At least then people won’t call you an alcoholic (unless of course, you are drunk when you kick your dog). [...] […] After an especially long and hard day at the office (that’s what she said!) I like to grab a drink, or ten.  Bars know that people like me can’t cope by normal means after a day of work; they know they have the magic solution to fix all of our problems.  That’s why places have happy hour specials.  Unlike going out for the night, there are so many options that working schmucks have.  Unlike at night, when you are just getting off of work, you are sober (enough) to drive anywhere you want.  If the happy hour deal sucks, you can just go home and drink by yourself.  Of course, that could be considered a sign of alcoholism, but we don’t like to talk about that.  Maybe if you miss happy hour you can cope by doing something more constructive, like kicking your dog.  At least then people won’t call you an alcoholic (unless of course, you are drunk when you kick your dog). […]

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